Sunday, March 08, 2009

Ice Eater

You know what bothers me about the snow and ice? Not the cold in general or the driving. Not the high risk of slipping... The thing that bothers me most is that my dog feels the need to digest every bit of it.

Often, if left unattended for a bit he'll do it until he hurls. Fun.

So far today we have avoided that.

A haiku...

ice coats the cold deck
lab, eyes too big for stomach
where's the vomit scoop?


Unknown 3/09/2009 1:03 PM  

You have a scoop specifically for vomit? I don't know if I want to know the answer to that! :)

Mike D. 3/09/2009 3:38 PM  

What do you use when you dog hurls? Your hands?

Whatever is used to scoop the vomit is a vomit scoop. Unless you use the shop vac.

Then it is a vomit-vac. Or double-V as we like to call it around here.

Unknown 3/11/2009 12:12 PM  

I prefer to refer to my 'vomit scoop' as a paper towel and 409. Not that I need it all that much..since my dog is perfect and all..

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