Mole.

Check this out...

I, am an above average moley fella. Hey, it is who I am. I don't hide it. (just the bits that should be hidden... wink, wink)

Sorry, I just creeped myself out...

For what ever reason, I decided to look up moles on wikipedia and discovered this fine tidbit of information...

Moles linked with slower ageing

The difference between the two mole groups was equivalent to six to seven years of normal ageing

Lead researcher Dr Veronique Bataille says: ‘The results of this study are very exciting as they show, for the first time, that moley people who have a slightly increased risk of melanoma may, on the other hand, have the benefit of a reduced rate of ageing. This could imply susceptibility to fewer age-related diseases such as heart disease or osteoporosis, for example. Further studies are needed to confirm these findings.'

Heh, moley...

Watch this.

• I have many moles.
• The mole is also the amount of substance of a system which contains as many elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kilogram of carbon-12
• Avogadro's constant is the number of atom in 12 grams of carbon-12, 6.022x10^23. (from memory, thank you very much)
• Amedeo Avogadro, of said constant, was born on August 9th, 1776
• Carrie, my wife, was born 200 years later, on the same day
• Melanie Griffith was born on August 9th, 1957
• Melanie Griffith was married to Don Johnson
• Don Johnson was born on December 15th, 1949
• I was born on December 15th, 1971
  

Bam! Full circle!