Sunday, July 01, 2007

New Profile Photo and Rant

In honor of the Seahawks training camp starting up within the month, I decided to change my profile picture. It is a self-portrait of myself in the 'Bronco Barn' in Denver. I wasn't worried for my safety, I had my cousin watching my back in his '55' Bosworth jersey.

My rant has to do with the 4th of July. I hereby declare personal fireworks as an annoyance! What the hell! Seriously people, it is no different than me standing out in front of my house at 7pm with an air horn. Sure I'd find it entertaining, even funny, but other than my friend Jeff, everyone within earshot would be seriously irritated.

My proposal? Personal fireworks would be allowed to be shot off for three hours centered on your local sunset time on the 4th only. For example, here in Seattle, the sun sets at approximately 9pm on the 4th. You could light you money on fire to your hearts content from 7:30 to 10:30. If caught lighting stuff off outside of those time you would be forced to watch Celine Dion perform AC/DC's smash hit "You Shook Me All Night Long" on a loop for 12 hours straight.

Try it, I can't make it through watching it once!


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