New Years Resolution

I finally came up with a resolution for 2007....

You know that little pocket over your right side pocket of blue jeans? Do you use it? I never have, so my resolution is to use it for my change. The benifits of this will be two-fold...

1. I will stop wondering why the hell is this stupid pocket on my jeans every month or so. and...
2. My cell phone that I keep in my front pocket shouldn't get as scratched as fast.

Which reminds me. Why in the hell do they put that fabric laberinth on the front of mens underwear? Who uses this? Is this a fossil from the days before elastic waists? Lets save some cotton and do away with it!