I love how the treadmill's sturdy surface protects you from "dirt and other contaminants commonly found on the Earth's surface..." Like people are just trudging through swamps of radioactive waste and they need something to get them through it safely.
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I love how the treadmill's sturdy surface protects you from "dirt and other contaminants commonly found on the Earth's surface..." Like people are just trudging through swamps of radioactive waste and they need something to get them through it safely.
Plus...I don't get it, can't you just run as fast? Like, why don't you just make some stilts with wheels?
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